kobayashi_maru

HAIII my name's Danny and I'm pretty freaking weird


dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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entergalacticfuckery:

crazy-4-breezy:

Think about this the next time you open your mouth with some unnecessary negative shit! Your only making yourself look ugy

And nobody wants to be ugy..

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iamimpalalocked:

lilyliqueur:

elocin-times-one:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

BUNE

RELEASE ME DEMON




HOLD ME BAAACK

iamimpalalocked:

lilyliqueur:

elocin-times-one:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

BUNE

RELEASE ME DEMON

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HOLD ME BAAACK

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

mysteriousmagnum:

sagansense:

You can read all about it HERE, and it’s as awesome as it looks and sounds.

From the article:

Made With Code is a new Google initiative to motivate future female programmers. Only 18% of computer science degrees are earned by women, and Google is spending $50 million over the next three years to change those numbers.

More than 150 high school girls turned out for the event, including local chapters of the Girl Scouts of the USA, Black Girls Code and Girls Who Code. Kaling, a writer and actress, emceed the premiere, which brought in Google X Vice President Megan Smith, Clinton Foundation Vice Chair Chelsea Clinton, iLuminate creator Miral Kotb, Pixar Director of Photography Danielle Feinberg and UNICEF Innovation cofounder Erica Kochi.

Source: Mashable

This is so important because this will give girls a HUGE confidence boost. Girls should feel empowered to create and engineer and problem solve. I am in a class split into two sections of eighty people with SEVEN females and SEVENTY THREE males. We need more girls in this profession PLEASE learn how to code even if it’s something as simple as html you can only grow from there. Tech jobs are in such high demand and honestly, being a female is an advantage because there aren’t many in the field.

accionerds:

Inmates and their crimes

everythingelsegoesherethen:

awkward-fallen-angel:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

drsuperwholock:

freak-with-the-knife-collection:

Sam and Thor, scarily similar.

Sam Winchesthor

Oh, you have no idea.

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Sammy isn’t the only one


Oh yeah and let me add

#SAM SHOULD’VE KEPT THE FREAKIN HAMMER GODDDD (via candiedstars) cAN YOU IMAGINE THE FUCKING DAMAGE HE WOULD BE ABLE TO DO HOLY SHIT

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egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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thisshitfunny:

this is exactly how that one episode went

thisshitfunny:

this is exactly how that one episode went

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massholehackey:

i wish i could ask for that much money

massholehackey:

i wish i could ask for that much money